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Nutellabetes

Nutellabetes is what you get as a result of eating too much Nutella. As we all know, Nutella is very addicting, and this addiction can become a problem, with the consequences of getting Nutellabetes. When you are diagnosed with Nutellabetes, your blood type becomes Nutella and you sweat Hazelnut. There is no known cure for the disease, and the only way to prevent it is to put the damn Nutella jar down.
Hey, Mom! Can we buy some Nutella?" "No, Haley. You're going to get Nutellabetes from eating that so much!
Nutellabetes by Checkboo. May 2, 2011

nutella job 

when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral
Caroline: does anybody want a nutella job
Brandon: yea lets go outside
nutella job by thekingoflou December 4, 2011
God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.
I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it
Nutella by themuseicman May 15, 2006

Nutellagasm 

A sweet, savory, orgasmic type of reaction, often experienced when one has the first bite of Nutella, and during every bite of Nutella.
*Phone call*
Janey: And then he was like, we should hag out at the movies sometime.
Macey: (silence)
Janey: Hello?
Macey: Sorry! I had a nutellagasm and lost my ability to talk.
Nutellagasm by meeeeeeeeeeeouch November 27, 2011

Nutellamis 

A holiday consisting of consuming Nutella. During festivities, you run a train or a gangbang on a goth chick.

Celebrated annually on June 25th.
Man, we gotta ask out that big tiddy goth chick if she’ll join us this Nutellamis.
Nutellamis by jesusmountain July 9, 2020

Arse like a Nutella pot 

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.
Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.