Notsposteetums (Not-Suppose-To-Eat-Em)
those berries that bloom on trees in the spring. A lot of people say "Don't eat them!" (Hence the name) but they are perfectly fine to eat, but wash them first. They have big pits in the middle, crunchy like an apple, red, about the size of a water bottle cap, and are super sour.
Dude we went hunting for Notsposteetums yesterday and ate a whole bunch. They're so damn delicious!
A parking space in a "Multilevel Parking Facility" (Parking Garage) which is actually not a legitimate parking spot, but would make sense if it was. In fact, not spots are often mistaken for real parking spots, and used without consequence.
John: The garage was full today, so I parked in this not spot.
Bill: Wow...I've never even realized that wasn't an actual spot.
John: Heh, neither have the rent-a-cops; I've never seen anyone get a ticket for parking in that one.