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When a person is removed from sexual activity for a prolonged period of time, generally involuntarily. Notgettinganyitis is a disease that affects millions of Americans annualy and is believed to be closely linked to obesity. Symptoms of this chronic disease are desperation, lower standards, and overall grumpiness.

Although the disease can affect anyone, it is most common among young males aged 16-25 and married men. It is a very serious disease that can be cured but is usually only temporarily treated.
When a young male goes months without getting any action, he will become desperate and consumed by the thought of getting some, which often makes it more difficult to achieve. This male would be suffering from notgettinganyitis.
by Dr. N/A June 06, 2007

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