Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
by Eisenhower June 25, 2017
When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.
by HAIMBOBSISTAR March 22, 2021
A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.
Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits
..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
by Please Use December 30, 2011
A sentence you use when u can nawt get sick right now, or if you to appear on live action family guy.
*coughing* "Omg Bailey are you okay?" "Yeah. I can nawt get sick right now. I have Kendra's birthday party and that babyshower later. I just- I just can nawt get sick right now."
by r3gina_g3org3 April 25, 2022
The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.
by Obbielicious and Bundy September 3, 2006
And im trippin off molly rn, and its hella fun, i just wish i wasnt tripping off molly rn, like its honeslty dope i just wish i wasnt trippin off molly rn.
by obungaz May 7, 2019
When Urban Dictionary is doing maintenance.
by OfficeMS October 27, 2023