Man, that lacrosse is so bad.
He must of struck out in tee ball
by baseball123456999 February 13, 2015
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Faddish, niche sport that has been around for years but has only come into prominence recently. Will soon go the way of roller hockey and ultimate frisbee and quickly forgotten by the American public. Athleticism is only partially required. The sport is more about skill than pure athleticism. The 'Urban Dictionary' board attacking baseball seems to be similar to the attack on the more established sport of skiing by snowboarders back in the mid 90's.
A bunch of Colorado and California Bay Area upper-middle class white kids are trying to earn self-affirmation by over-posting some glowing definitions about this prep sport they knew nothing about three years prior.

Lacrosse is a total establishment sport played by elites who thumb their nose at people like you and I----Don't give their sport equal footing to the likes of basketball and soccer. There is a reason NBA contracts are what they are----compare them to MLL or NLL star player contracts.

Come on, middies and attack, time for an iso!!!
by Allen Xiong January 22, 2008
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A back up sport for former baseball players. If someone sucks at baseball they go play lacrosse. A sport in which grown men whack eachother with their magic wands.
=o <=======8 This is the game of lacrosse:)
by Ellsbury June 16, 2008
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a sport for people who suck at baseball, football, and soccer and think that they will some how get a scholarships with it.
Josh and I suck so bad at football so we played lacrosse with all the other losers
by Pene Monster July 11, 2008
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A sport dominated by rich boy's who have never worked for anything in their life. Typically, hockey players steal their women, take pictures, and then throw them back.
Rich Dad: Son, you suck at every sport you have tried, including ice hockey, where you got your spoiled ass owned. Why don't we sign you up for a baby sport, such as lacrosse?

Son: Only if my butler can drive me to games in the Benz.

Rich Dad: I wouldn't have it any other way son.

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"Hockey is way too much work, plus the guys are always talking about wheeling broads and chewing weird stuff, I want to play a sport where I can pop my collar and play at the same time"
by KGaelsH January 13, 2007
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1.) A sport usually played by little league failures
2.) The softest human beings play this game

3.) easiest sport around
I play lacrosse because I wasn't good at anything besides ballet.

"Dude why is that guy in the corner sucking his thumb?"
"His dad didn't pay the coach enough money so he didn't make the lacrosse team"
"Makes sense"
by Beans123456789 February 26, 2017
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The sport that every kid plays after they get made fun of so badly becasue they suck at baseball
congrats u stuck out 3 times today why dont u go play lacrosse
by cameronn January 7, 2007
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