Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping
Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!
by July 7, 2015
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A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.
“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”
by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018
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When a family not only cannot get along but insult one another in the process.
Me: My mom just called my sister a skanky ho because she referred to my dad as a skirt chasing booze hound.

Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.
by dennypeg August 13, 2015
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Spotify artist that creates hits on Long Island. He was the coolest cat in Hauppauge and will go down as a Hauppauge legend. Many Long Island artists have gotten jealous of his talent but he still remains the top artist of Long Island.
Yo is that Function Adams, I cant believe he is at this party.

Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.
by Function Adams Manager June 14, 2020
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a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird
hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.
by rhaj100 January 8, 2017
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When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.
Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"
by Patrick Sny January 10, 2008
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