Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious
Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!
by what do i care 125 February 5, 2022
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Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.
I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.
by One more person December 17, 2018
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numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy
numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be
by wackjobg January 8, 2010
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A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.
The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!
by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006
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the action of grabbing somebody’s testicles and twisting them until they are numb and change colours
i’m gonna give you numbnuts syndrome if you don’t stop.”
by (EMS) November 25, 2021
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A worthless brainless loser who constantly tells tall tales about all the great things he has done but they are all exaggerations and lies.
Joe Biden cannot speak without proving he is a numbnuts
by Symington May 31, 2022
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1. A lame man with one nut/ball and always thinking about sex.

2. A lame nut/ball on a man with not much sense.
A numbnut get away from that window you peeper!!
by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020
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