A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.
by spliggyguy December 4, 2015
by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021
A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.
by Minus5885 August 14, 2015
The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 14, 2021
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!
by Thug wanna September 3, 2022
by Liltigz October 21, 2021
Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014