A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.
"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."
by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010