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Nosemasker 

A moronic dumbshit assclown who wears the top of their mask beneath their nostrils, only covering their mouth and completely defeating the purpose of wearing a mask. These people don't seem to realize that viral particles can also be released from one's nose, and thus it is a good way to know when someone isn't very bright. Still slightly less retarded than anti-maskers, who are both stupid and inconsiderate, but not by much.
"Hey man, I haven't seen you the last two weeks, where have you been?"

"In quarantine, I got the Rona from some stupid cashier wearing her mask beneath her nose."

"Fucking nosemaskers..."
Nosemasker by Vantas69 November 14, 2020
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Nosemary 

A busy body or Nib-Nose.
be careful with your secrets around him, he is such nosemary.
Nosemary by Ronbonjovi August 30, 2019

nosearella's 

Nosearella's

-Someone who mind other people's business but their own.
Wow Becky do you hear all those nosearella's minding that persons business but there own how childish.
nosearella's by Getmoney19 February 24, 2020

noemarys 

Puerto Rican beauty. Silly, smart, kind and loving. Always a good friend
That chick Noemarys is awesome
noemarys by Nahni October 10, 2020

Nosewart 

Too nosy a person as a wart in your nose unhealing but an obstruction to your personal space.
Rose sounds more of a nosewart meddling in her friend's affair.
Nosewart by lil@arch August 27, 2025

Nosewart 

1. Too nosy a person as a wart in your nose unhealing but an obstruction to your personal space.

2. A wart in your nose( kind of obstruction to your nasal cavity)
Rose sounds more of a nosewart meddling in her friend's affair.
Nosewart by lil@arch August 27, 2025
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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