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noseless under-beard 

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
noseless under-beard by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

noseless 

Owner: Look, my dog has no nose!
Friend: How does it smell?
Owner: TERRIBLE!
noseless by J MAN!!! January 17, 2005
game played by children in which a group of people call "nosies" and the group sticks there finger on their nose as fast as they can and the last person to do so loses and has to do a chore for the group
Rothy: " I don't want to throw all this fucking trash away."
Ross: " It doesn't matter you fucking lost nosies."
nosies by Captain Woody July 16, 2007
Discriminating somebody for having a rather large conk. It can be seen as a sign of bullying or can be used for comedy value.
Steady on, thats noseism man!
Noseism by NazzyN00dl3 June 19, 2010

Noseless Nixon 

Noseless nixon is when your friend passes out drunk, and one lays his balls in said friend's eye sockets, and penis down the nose, resulting in what looks like bulging eyes and a *hopefully for the pranker* long nose. A picture is then taken. The Prankee's nose is not in sight, and resembles caricatures of richard nixon, thus "noseless nixon". Quite possibly the gayest form of drunk passed out people pranks, and is usually preceded by Sharpie penises and "FAG" being written on the Prankee's face.
"Dude, James passed out last night, and Tony gave him a noseless nixon. It was fucking hysterical, yet shockingly gay."

Noseless Nixon by Treezi Weezi April 21, 2006
A made up womens sexual organ used to trol other when they don't know what it means.
"Hey bro u got nossies?"
"Nah fam wtf r they?"
"wtf man u dont know what nossies r!"
"um nah... :S"
Nossies by androidchaz November 2, 2012