Gets up my nose 

An expression of annoyance or disgust from the South West of England, and can be applied to just about anything from physical objects and people to ideas and opinions. It originated quite literally from something getting into the nasal passages and causing pain, irritation and aggravation. From there its use expanded to cover just about anything that causes annoyance, exasperation or discomfort. It is now used widely throughout the UK.

That twat Malcolm really gets up my nose.

Gets up my nose by AKACroatalin June 22, 2015

Nose 

Something Voldemort does not have

Voldemort has no nose.

Nose by Elizardloveshalo April 14, 2019

Left hook nose 

One with a nose crooked to the left in a way, that appears to be the result of a violent blow or left hook.

The old boxer appeared to have a left hook nose.

Left hook nose by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Holbert Nose 

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.

Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.

Holbert Nose by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020

Bergman nose technique 

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.

I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

Bergman nose technique by THEdickhatch August 30, 2012

Voldemort's Nose 

Something that does not exist or is impossible.

-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.

Voldemort's Nose by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop 

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop by The Creep1 March 27, 2013