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The country that lasted longer than France in WWII
62 days. Norway lasted 62 days. 16 more than France.
Norway by PototatoK July 10, 2017
A city in Fairfield County, as i'm sure many people know. It borders Westport, New Canaan and Darien. Now, i know what you all are thinking: Norwalk is just flat out poor and people are afraid of it (god knows why?) sure, it's more DIVERSE than it's bordering towns, and it's not as wealthy either, but that doesn't make it a "dump." it has its fair share of problems, but it's also a very nice place in a lot of ways.. you just have to look past the stereotypes and give it a chance. norwalk is divided into four main parts: south norwalk, east norwalk, west norwalk, and just norwalk (which is basically north norwalk or cranbury) sono has cleaned up a whole lot over the years and is actually a pretty nice place.. it's good for shopping and eating especially. east norwalk is by the water obviously, and has two country clubs: shorehaven and shore and country. now i belong to shorehaven, and in a lot of ways i love going there all the time, but it really has shown me how lucky i am to live in norwalk. most of the people here are really down to earth and don't care about physical appearance, which i like. anyway, i'm not too familiar with west norwalk to be honest, and the northern part is pretty much the same as the rest of it. overall, i'm not writing this to diss the bordering towns of norwalk, don't get me wrong. they're great in their own ways. all i'm saying is that you should give norwalk a chance. believe it or not, there's more to it than meets the eye.
norwalk isn't as bad as you think.
Norwalk by BLWV3997 February 13, 2009

norwayish 

I am from Norway....and I speak NORWEGIAN.
Hey, you are from Norway, right?
Sure am.
What do you speak in Norway? Norwayish?
No, are you crazy? What language is that? I speak Norwegian!
norwayish by Norske Nat July 31, 2008
A place where you can get hotdogs wrapped in bacon at the 7/11, something I can't believe hasn't appeared all over America yet.

A place where 90% of the people are extremely attractive, and obese people are hard to find.

A place that will cost you an arm and a leg to visit because of the extremely high standard of living Norwegians enjoy - due in part to the country's massive oil reserves.

The best place in the world to live, according to the UN.
Damn, that bacon dog was delicious! Too bad it cost me 50 Krones and now I can't afford to take the trikk back into town!
Norway by kwirk June 22, 2005

Kakyoin Noriaki 

While known by some simpletons know Him simply as a Jojo's character, those who are truly enlightened are fully versed on His status as the ultimate milf-hunter and epic-gamer.
Guy 1: My mom's window is broken, and she's spending long periods of time in her room.
Guy 2: F. Must have been either Kakyoin Noriaki or Sans Undertale.
Kakyoin Noriaki by twinFuckyou January 3, 2019
noun: Norwad or Norwads (plural)

Are a people. They are heavy set Norwegian women with apple bobbed hair cuts. They often work as a receptionist and can be defined as lawfully neutral. They will not make any exceptions to any rules and often make peoples lives difficult. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to have one as a health inspector or state inspector you will often see them come down judging any culture out side of their norm. They mostly populate Minnesota followed by wisconsin and Iowa but you can find them all across the USofA.

They also often talk extremly passive aggressively and enjoy answering back questions with long sighed OKKAAYs?

Some norwads have been spotted in movies and tv for instance the women in charge of rental cars in the movie "planes trains and automobiles" or the receptionist who asks if anyone has a case of the mondays in "office space". A famous norwad would also be Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
While 90% of Norwads are Norwegian decent many have been spotted to just be white. Norwegian is very different from Norwegian decent.
person1: Everytime I tried to explain my situation she either responded "Okaayy?" Or "sorry sweetie but I dont make the rules"
person2: Wow sounds like a total Norwad. .
Norwad by therenowitsart September 4, 2014