Northumbrian Spasm 

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.

Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!

Northumbrian Spasm by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018

Northumbrian Nationalist 

A Northumbrian nationalist is typical from the south, usually London and after going to university in Manchester or Newcastle has decided that they're in fact Northern. Extra points if they're gay, trans or a furry. Typically a pedophile.

Marra that Northumbrian Nationalist is a fucking spastic
Aye, John down the road is a Northumbrian Nationalist, he also served 6 years in Durham for riding larl lassies

Northumbrian Nationalist by _That_Rat December 4, 2020

Northumbrian Nationalist 

A Northumbrian nationalist is usually actually from the south, typically London however attended university in Manchester or Newcastle and has remained there after graduating. They're almost always a child groomer. Extra points if they're trans or a furry.

"Alright marra, that Sapphire down the road is a Northumbrian Nationalist. Fucking Spastic."

"He's a Northumbrian Nationalist. Not surpised, fucker got four and a half years for riding larl lassies."

Northumbrian Nationalist by _That_Rat December 4, 2020

Northumberland weekend 

A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes

Im feeling tired this week im looking foreward to having a Northumerland weekend

Northumberland weekend by Jordo October 26, 2003

Northumberland 

England/Scotland border county to the North of Newcastle Upon Tyne, and to the East of Cumbria. Being a border county it has seen its fair share of battles and is steeped in history. Plenty of castles and Stately houses and even The Roman Wall. Beautiful rolling hills, rivers, trees and majestic beaches in the summer. Bleak as fuck in the winter, which is most of the time.

Where the fuck is Northumberland?

Northumberland by Infectious Lass June 23, 2018

East Northumberland Secondary School 

If you want to come to a school full of white people who wear steeltoes, shit boxes in the parking lot, and a very off balance of good and bad staff members, you want ENSS.

This place has it all, shitty gym equipment, terrible flooring in said gyms, musty ass bathrooms, dirty ass classrooms, and horrible programs :).

“Hey I went to East Northumberland Secondary School as well”
“Oh wow no were both collage drop outs cause ENSS sucked at teaching!”

East Northumberland Secondary School by Jeffery Hosington February 17, 2021

Northumbria University

A University which people forget about unless you’re from the North East. People at Newcastle University often laugh at their less intellectual neighbours. Northumbria university is full of Newcastle University rejects with lads who think they’re are funny put really they have the personality to of a rock with butter on it

Toby: which University do you go to?
Jess: Northumbria University
Toby: So you’ve got 3 GCSES

Northumbria University by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020