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Northern Cali Life 

Nortenos are the most know all over for killing scraps and not giving a fuck.XIV
Northern Cali Life by flaco September 29, 2003

Northern Cali Life 

borN N rai$ed in Tulare couNty with the homie sisqo pulliN traiN$ on heezy$ and best of all repN that big Norte.
North $ide all day. Norte is the best fuck the rest.

Northern California 

Anywhere geographically located near or North of San Francisco bay. In more recent years, Northern California has been referred to as 'Nor Cal', a dismal attempt by a young crowd to compete with Southern California's already abhorred 'So Cal' slogan.
1. n, Northern California is very beautiful compared to the barren wasteland of Southern California

2. n, Northern California is longer to pronounce than 'Nor Cal', but one doesn't sound like an ass.
Northern California by Moke August 18, 2008

Northern California 

Northern California is considered San Francisco and up. It is a million times more beautiful than ugly fake Southern California and doesn't have 3 Starbucks' on every scorner.

Includes the Golden Gate Bridge, beautiful Redwood forests, Mt. Shasta, acres of wine country, and its beaches actually have blue water (instead of murky green/brown) and beautiful, big boulders.

The further north you go, the less development and fake plastic orange people with unnecessary amounts of money there are, and the more untouched landscape and scenery there is.
Me: I went on a roadtrip up Highway 1 to Northern California today.
You: OMG, I'm soo jealous, San Bernadino County sucks so much!

northern californians 

Mostly Karens
All of them rarely vote for Biden
They basically love googles
All of them love Teslas
Bob: "I'm from Ohio"
Mickey: "I'm from northern california"
Bob: Ew, a northern californians, I hate northern californians"
Mickey: "Well fuck the hell outta here bitch or I'll get the manager"

Northern California 

The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years
"I'm from California." - Californian

"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan

"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan