Arden, North Carolina 

The city of Asheville's bitch to the south.
Home to TC Roberson High School, a main rival to Asheville High. TC Roberson has won more state championships than Asheville and their other rival, Reynolds High School, combined.

Hey, let's go down to Arden, North Carolina to mess some people up!

Arden, North Carolina by Zippedlightning October 21, 2011

mooresville, North Carolina 

a city located north of Charlotte. it is built up with businesses (which it wasn't 10 years ago) and is also flooded with New Yorkers. if you are looking for a regular house in mooresville bring atleast 200,000 dollars. it is home to many race car drivers. there are two kinds of people in mooresville. southerners, and New Yorkers.

Did you hear? She is moving to Mooresville, North Carolina! I guess her parents wanted to move to a slightly smaller city.

mooresville, North Carolina by Mynameissomething July 7, 2015

North Carolina Mudslide 

When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.

Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?

Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.

Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.

North Carolina Mudslide by Sychedelic March 22, 2016

North Carolina 

A Great state and not a place of just backwoods rednecks. Summers are warm, winters are cool. We can't drive in snow/ice like you northerners, so don't pick on us. Mountains on the west, beaches on the east, and everywhere between is beautiful. Big cities, but filled with nice southern folk who will talk your head off if you let them.

A place where ACC basketball is life. Everyone has a team they love UNC or hate Duke.

When passing through Raleigh, stop at Char Grill and grab a Cheerwine.

Man we passed through North Carolina; that place was great.

North Carolina by TarHeelState March 18, 2005

North Carolina 

Know for its blue skies beautiful mountains and wonderful beaches. Outside of Charlotte and the Triad North Carolina is your everyday peaceful southern state. Cheerwine Pepsi and sundrop all grew up here. Bojangles lives here. Known for its college basketball and football programs. Duke Basketball 4 national championships 15 final fours. UNC Chapel Hill 5 National Championships 18 final fours. NC State 2 National Championships 3 final fours. Wake Forest 1 final four. UNC Charlotte 1 final four. An awesome State!

Billy: How was your trip to the NCAA tournament?
Charlie: It seemed like all the teams were from North Carolina!
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Charlie: Are we out of North Carolina yet?
Billy: We ain't even out of Charlotte!
Charlie: Well in that case lets stop at Bojangles!

North Carolina by Broawesome October 26, 2012

North Carolina 

To sum up, North Carolina is basically the South's version of California: it has plenty of urbane cities, mountians, and beautiful coastline. There's something there for everyone (This coming from someone outside of the South), including counties and cities full of lefties and some that are crammed full of rednecks. By and large it does seem to get a bad rap, perhaps becuase of its proximity to South Carolina, which is utterly dysfunctional.

I went to Chapel Hill, North Carolina and found it similiar to Berkeley, California and Madison, Wisconsin

North Carolina by cmb53208 October 24, 2010

Pink Hill North Carolina 

Small ass town in the middle of freakin NO where!!!! Only has one stop freakin stop light! But has two grocery store's! It is also known as Lil Mexico! Everybody knows Everybody else's business! If you live in Pink Hill and don't remember what you did last night call someone else who lives there and they'll probably know!

-Where Are You From
-Pink Hill North Carolina

-Where the hell is that!?!?!?!?!
-Middle of Freakin NO where!

Pink Hill North Carolina by SomeRandomHoe May 23, 2011