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Normal? Normal all depends on society's current definition. Normal is society's accepted limits on a person's occupation, appearance, background, views on life/religion, and personality. Normal is a crock of shit. In a world of nearly 7 billion, the radical differences between all people don't allow for a definition on what is the average human being. Be whoever the hell you want to be, and tell society to shove it up their ass. Stop trying to define, and start trying to live
Moron 1- "See that guy with the weird clothes listening to Indie music with that anarchy sticker on his laptop?"

Moron 2- "Yeah, ew. What a freak."

Guy- "Shove it up your ass. Normal is just a statistic."
by SocialFauxPas April 16, 2011
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Mom, what do I set this to wash my hoodie?

Set it to normal dear.
by Slimstrongswift May 12, 2014
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A lie. It is used in society to make an 'us against them' scenario and estranges social groups from one another.

Looking at its mathematical definition as: MOST COMMON IDENTICAL FACTOR.

We can now see how it is incorrect to use the term normal as people as THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN TWO PEOPLE COMPLETELY THE SAME. therefore THERE IS NO NORMAL

and by proxy there is no abnormal either
Sam: What kind of normal person dies there hair blue

Joe: No one, because there is no such thing normal person. Were all different
by big black star February 28, 2010
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1) A myth created by boring people
2) a boring person
"She's such a normal"
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"Normal? What's that?"
"Oh, I think it's one of those urban legends."
by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 07, 2012
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Straight; hetersexual; not gay, lesbian, or bi.
I'm a female who I know will disappoint some girl who would want to get with me, but that's too bad. Hell will freeze over before I ever turn gay; that's because I'm normal.
by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006
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conforming to social normality and therefore a pointless oxymoron
If the world simultaneously started to believe they were a block of cheese called jeff and you did not you are therefore abnormal
by Aleksandr Orlov January 04, 2011
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1. In terms of math and real life, the average.
2. A carbon copy of everybody else therefore replaceable.
3. A "safe" state to be in, no risks involved since it is part of the majority, therefore boring.
4. A nonexistent state since everybody has little quirks and the term normal is relative.

5. The state my mom wants me to be.
You're weird, I'm normal-persona A
Person B just stares at person A wondering whether or not they should argue that there is no such thing as normal to a person with a normal...oops I mean low IQ.
by flipmaya April 10, 2011
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