Nasty Nortons 

Any clearly visible sexually transmitted disease.

"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."

Nasty Nortons by GiantEnemyCrab June 2, 2009

nortons

1.Another word for breasts
2.Boobs

wow! Amazing Nortons on that girl eh?

nortons by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005

norgon 

A badass motherfucker

he is norgon

norgon by Norgon May 31, 2023

nortons

Nortons (plural) or Norton (singular)
Nortons describe the erect male or female nipple or nipples.
**Nipples can only be called nortons if they are in the hardened or erect state.**

"Look at those girls getting out of the pool. They must be cold,their nortons are really standing out."

"She has some sweet looking nortons." "I love big nortons!"

"Hey, I got my left norton pierced today"

"My husband has the cutest nortons when I play with them."

nortons by Cave Cat October 30, 2006

Normons 

The normons are like the mormons .....but normal. Normal being boring..... conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, or type. If this is you then you are a normon I am sorry you had to find out this way. You are evil just like The Mormons.

The normons believe an acient prophet complied a sacred history of normal and suitable behaviours, which was translated and published by the leader of the normons, the evil Doctor Phil ! Thats right I am exposing him! They must be stopped! They believe that you must be normal and uninteresting to lead a good life, they are an evil group who go around and force this belief onto other people trying to "save" them.

My cat got run over today, it is all the Normons fault! Stupid Normons!

Normons by Team Amazing Version B May 18, 2006

nortonsbeloved 

Hot sexy tiktoker with a hot aesop and hot priestess cosplay they are so sexy and fine they have an obsession with moms though for some reason.

Nortonsbeloved wanna kiss?

nortonsbeloved by Fartliker April 15, 2021