noodlebacking

When someone claims to have changed old behavior, but is actively engaging in said behavior secretly. This term can be used in a variety of circumstances, but is particularly appropriate when referring to sexual relationships between clients within a rehab center.

Tim told me he wasn't flirting with Sarah anymore, but I caught them talking dirty over facetime - he's noodlebacking hard.

noodlebacking by inshades May 21, 2020

noodleokadoodle 

it’s a way of saying bye to your friends in a phone call. it came from this one iconic friend group and all their friends use it.

ok noodleokadoodle

noodleokadoodle by badbitchvibez January 16, 2021

Nobblecock 

Nobblecock: when one grabs the stem of the penis so hard that the bellend swells up and turns red like a balloon.

When i was in the shower i strangled my penis and the bellend went red, it looked like a nobblecock.

I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.

I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.

Nobblecock by Nobblecock January 13, 2010

doodlecock 

when someone draws a penis on another persons head while sleeping at a party

i got my face doodlecocked last night at that party

doodlecock by tntowles2413 February 22, 2010

noodlefucka 

any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc.

"Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michelle's back? He is such a noodlefucka!"

noodlefucka by Jake Heyer October 14, 2008

Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.

You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.

Noodlefuck by Conan The Gentleman May 6, 2009

noodledick 

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.

Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!

noodledick by Jsims December 6, 2006