noodle cup

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

by LS oki February 13, 2014

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Get the noodle cupmug.

cup noodles

trash

i sure am cup noodles

by cupnoodlehater November 7, 2017

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Get the cup noodlesmug.

Cup Noodles

When a girl shoves noodles up her vagina for her sexual partner to soon eat out of her.

Last night my girlfriend gave me cup noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Cluckercluck August 12, 2019

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Get the Cup Noodlesmug.

Beat that Cup Noodle

Hittin that pussy up, Hard.

1. Yo I'm a beat that cup noodle like a mutha fucka.

by Kyle, Jonas June 11, 2006

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Get the Beat that Cup Noodlemug.

Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.

girl 1: “hey what did you do last night”
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”

by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018

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