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noobslayer 

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.
Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER
noobslayer by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008
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Noobplayswithmac 

Very hard working kind small Youtuber (currently) (He's gonna be a big Youtuber trust me)
Noobplayswithmac's merch is the best!
Noobplayswithmac by Ryuka August 11, 2021

Noobspeak 

Noobspeak an online typing style, it is similar to l33tspeak or leetspeak, except that it is done to save effort, where leetspeak is done to look cool, both are considered noobish by most experienced online metagamers, bloggers, formers, etc.

Noobspeak is usually replacing words with shorter versions, possibly including numbers, that pronounce similar or the same.

Leetspeak replaces individual letters that look similar to the original, not based on pronunciation.
I want you to teach these people how to play, because there is no one else available who knows how to play to do it.

Becomes:

i want u 2 teach these ppl how 2 play cuz there is no1 else available who nos how 2 play 2 do it

The bellow is not noobspeak, it is leetspeak, do not confuse the two:

1 w@nt y0u 0o t3@ch th3s3 p30p13 h0w t0 pl@y, b3c@u$3 th3r3 i$ n0 0n3 3ls3 @v@1l1bl3 wh0 kn0w$ h0w t0 pl@y t0 d0 1t.

noobplayer69

thor’s biggest enemy. don’t mess with thor while playing fortnite.
random guy: “hey! have u watched endgame?”
random guy #2: “Yep! don’t wanna mess with thor tho! thor’s biggest enemy is noobplayer69”

noobspace 

The product of millions of morons that have never met linked together by some sort of social networking system. As you may imagine, the bonds created in noobspace last forever and will be a foundation in a noobs pathetic life.
noob:I have a BIZZILION FRENDS OMG!!!!! YAY!!!!
bystander:Yet another sad soul lost to noobspace.
noobspace by Zahmir May 24, 2008

noobyplayer53 

really cool guy who is not toxic
"woah noobyplayer53 is so cool"
noobyplayer53 by giogio23 August 26, 2019

n00bsprayer 

A person in a FPS-game which 'sprays' in a wild way with a fast firing gun (machine gun,uzi,chaingun,etc),hoping to hit someone
Omfg.. that n00b is a fucking n00bsprayer,he fires a lot,but he doesn't hit anything
n00bsprayer by N00bsprayer September 28, 2006