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a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost retarded.
guy: damn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.
by noobynoobnoob December 28, 2009
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A slightly more hilarious variation on noob (which is the leet version of the term newbie).

The meaning also extends to those who lack common sense, computer know-how, and/or basic intelligence.
Bob: "How do you turn it on?"
Jeff: "Don't be such a noob cheese, press the power button!"
by Lynn August 14, 2006
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