noob boob

Small breasts, (telling someone they have noob boobs is an insult)

she has noob boobs
*or noobish boobs

by Nicholas P. October 16, 2006

boob noob

a person(usually a young male) who very poorly begins to fondle the female breast. They make very awkward motions and tend to hurt the poor little boobies, the girl then goes and finds someone who knows what they are doing. Usually this is the noobs older brother.

Bekka: "So Hailey how was Kyle last night? *wink*"

Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"

Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"

by me44 January 3, 2011

Boob-Noob

To put it simply, a virgin. Can also be referred to someone who has never touched a woman's breast before.

Kyle: Hey, you know that John's a virgin, right?
Bob: Ha! What a boob-noob.

by Tex54 July 15, 2009

Boob Noob

Someone who is young, old, or middle aged that is blissfully unaware that their boobs are like pinpoints sticking out of their shirts.

Omg! That grandma is such a boob noob!

by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 4, 2011

boob noob

a fricken noob, that is a toal boob yeah, in a bee hive WHOOO A BEE HIVE

hey u frickin boob noob, your a noob.

by Jon Misener June 23, 2006

noob boobed

something you say when someone gets absolutely owned

Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"

by blki July 22, 2022