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A BEAUTIFUL GIRL MASHALLAH, sweet pretty and caring, and very fucking bad ass.
Bruh she's nothing like Norien.
Norien by D4ndah February 13, 2022
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Juicy Nokken 

Also called a Slippery Nixie, Sloppy Näkki, or The Fiddler’s Happy Ending. The term refers to a sex act between two or more individuals where one kneels in a swamp or bog while dressed as a Nøkken, a mythological creature from nordic folklore, while playing a fiddle as their partner(s) vigorously try to masturbate to completion before the song is finished. If the song isn’t finished before their partner climaxes, the semen is mixed with swamp water or algae and rubbed onto the fiddle players face.
“Damn, did you hear Hans and Kristoff gave Johannes a Juicy Nokken last night?”
Juicy Nokken by Messy Fiddler November 9, 2022
When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
Nokied by XeonNyle April 5, 2010

Nokian Horse 

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
Nokian Horse by Alantras September 20, 2013

nokianal 

Jane didn't like anal sex in the doggy style position, she preferred it nokianal.
nokianal by A.D.I November 22, 2010
A person obsessed with Nokia brand mobile phones. A person who strictly buys only Nokia phones. An anti-sony ericssonperson.
He bought a 3110c because he was a Nokian.
Nokian by filabuster February 24, 2009