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when ones wanking a hard cock and shouting at the top of ones voice or generally being noisy
scott fisher: 'I am wanking my hard cock right now. I want to have a noisy wank but I don't want to wake luke up.'
nat: 'ok you noisy wanker just have a quiet one'
by noisy w May 08, 2010