Neckless 

The description of a man you see with an odd shaped stature with no neck at all appearing to have just a head and body for example ...Barbie dolls boyfriend Ken Doll is neckless.He has no neck he is all head body and all muscle.where the head sits stiffly on its shoulders without neck length or gap
Not necessarily touched with the ugly stick

Went to karaoke saturday night and saw a neckless bloke at the pub...he was neckless all body and no neck!

Neckless by munyuck January 23, 2009

Don Will Nickles 

The most bad ass player on mafia wars

Don Will Nickles is the biggest boss i've seen thus far

Don Will Nickles by Sob Bagget June 24, 2009

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles 

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles by adam_420 August 1, 2007

nokles 

synonomous with kankles, ie when the calf fades directly to foot, caused most often by genetic defect or obesity.

No high boots for me Mary. They just won't zip over my nokles.

nokles by bibliogogue September 14, 2007

nickles 

A drinking/campfire game in which the participant throws a 5 cent coin over the fence in order to hit a neighbouring house, shed, car, or any other object. The winner is judged by the length of time the nickel takes to hit something, as well as the loudness of the sound the coin makes. The game is best played after sundown, and bonus points are awarded when the owner of the house being hit turns on the lights to see what the noise was all about.

This game can also be played with other denominations such as quarters, but nickles are usually picked for both their relatively large size as well as their low value, providing the best bang for the buck.

"Hey, what do you chumps want to do tonight?"

"Let's get really drunk and play nickles".

nickles by cokemidget January 3, 2008

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

moose nuckles by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

bag of nickles 

Term for an ugly girl. It means that a bag of nickles was used to put out a fire on her face.

Your girlfriend is hot, but her friend is a bag of nickles.

bag of nickles by John Manlove May 21, 2006