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noodle noccer 

someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by
Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!
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1. Noncery is a term used for pedophillia. It is the process, or act of noncing. Also see nonce.

2. Noncery is also a non-swearing version of wankerism, or twatting. They are words used to describe someone who takes part in being a wanker or a twat. Also see wanker and twat.
That guy is obsessed with utter noncery.
noncery by Julio Von Janitor January 31, 2007
(Nik-kur)

A contemporary term for a nicotine addict.
*in the highschool bathroom*
Person one: "Yo, hit this shit my nigga!"
Person two: "You're such a fucking niccer."
Person one: "fuck you say to me?"
*Fight starts, but the niccer faint due to too much nicotine*
Niccer by LiberalDestroyer6969 June 25, 2019

noncerino 

An amazing person who catches nonces pedos
Cre4tor is a noncerino
noncerino by Cre4tor November 6, 2020
Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).
That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .
Noncery by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021
Refered to breasts. rack
Look at the nockers on her!
nockers by James February 19, 2005

noncervative

(Pronounced Non - ser - va - tive)

A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.
Person A: Did you hear that Person C was found with child pr0n on his hard drive?
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.
noncervative by FConsiestbh July 19, 2023