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No Homers Club 

A nice board dedicated to the simpsons, which can be found at www.nohomers.net.
I spend way too much time at the No Homers Club.
No Homers Club by SomeOne August 27, 2003
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no-hoper 

A person (usually over 18) who has no job, no money and no hope in life (hence the name). No-Hopers live on the dole and usually drop out of school early. They do nothing but ride on their bikes or skateboards all day with other no-hopers. Some may even cause trouble by vandalism, shoplifting, burglary, bashings etc.

Most have been known to use drugs and drink and smoke constantly. Most think that they're "tough bastards" and that they're "cool".

The average no-hoper usually wears "baggy" loose fitting jeans with chains hanging off and a T-shirt. Some may even wear a baseball cap.

They are usually seen on their bikes, skateboards etc. They may also hang out in the streets late at night.

Some however, may not cause any trouble; but really, who knows what they do when they're left unseen!
no-hoper: do you wanna buy some drugs?
kid: sorry but I don't do drugs!
no-hoper: buy 'em NOW or I'll beat the shit out of you!
no-hoper by PooHead69 May 5, 2008
No Hoper
A term for a lazy drug addict family with no hope into the future and lies about everything that pops into their head generally also known as a ‘Cooke’.
Girl 1- He lied about everything and was a no hoper.

Girl 2- Oh! He must of been a Cooke!
No Hoper by No Hoper March 14, 2023

no-hoper 

someone with no hope of being intelligent or employed
he was such a bloody no-hoper
no-hoper by goingfr;noaeghun March 20, 2022

No Homers Club 

1) A place that Homers cannot join

2) A place on the Internet run by kids who inflate their egos by warning people over stupid shit

No Homers Club by Anonymous October 14, 2003
No Hoper
A term for a lazy drug addict family with no hope into the future and lies about everything that pops into their head generally also known as a ‘Cooke’.
Girl 1- He lied about everything and was a no hoper.

Girl 2- Oh! He must of been a Cooke!
No Hoper by No Hoper March 14, 2023