Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help 

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

No tread on the tires 

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.

Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.

No tread on the tires by The Girl Who Waited November 29, 2014

No air in my tires 

you are really tired and/or you have no energy to stay on your feet. tires=feet

Me: I had such a long day at school today. I got no air in my tires."

No air in my tires by meriweather April 2, 2006

Notirement 

1. The new era of "no retirement" for Baby Boomers who lost big on Wall Street; 2. The unpleasant choice between ceaseless work and late-life poverty.

After the market crashed in '08, Jane started planning for her notirement years.

Notirement by Peter Kobs February 1, 2009

Notirement 

Continuing to work at something you love with no clear definition of when to stop.

After 40 years in real estate sales and marketing, I should be retiring. Instead, I have decided my next phase is notirement - continuing on with no clear ending in sight. I love my career and the people I meet and want to continue as long as it feels good. I have enough income without it, but will keep on anyway.

Notirement by Luckier November 23, 2021