All Head, No Shaft 

Analogous to "All Bark, No Bite". A person who is a loud, obnoxious, overly aggressive jackass, but without anything to back up the behavior. It's is like having a thick two-inch dick with a huge head, impressive to the owner but basically useless.

"Look at this feeble dork acting hard and trying to boss everyone around;

He's All Head, No Shaft."

All Head, No Shaft by Tabooky February 4, 2009

All Bell - No Shaft 

Term used for a penis that appears to only have a bell end with no shaft.

'That guy in the gym insisted on walking round naked'

'Yeah worst thing was he had All Bell - No Shaft!!'

All Bell - No Shaft by trueblue2009 April 1, 2009

all head and no shaft 

A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.

Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug

all head and no shaft by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

“All balls no shaft”

The definition of a guy that’s always right. He never does anything wrong and it’s always his workers fault if something happens. He’s all bark no bite.

Andrea said he’s “all balls no shaft” to Tony’s son when they were arguing.

“All balls no shaft” by That one guy joe March 5, 2026

Check no saftey 

Whenever someone says false information they believe is true and you correct them.

Micheal: "Man said you can see the wall of China from space"

Derrick: "Actually, astronauts proved you can't see the great Wall of China from space, so that's a check no saftey"

Check no saftey by Wag1 donny g May 20, 2020