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U-No-Poo 

The infamous invention of the ingenius Weasley twins, from the popular fantasy series Harry Potter. As its name implies, U-No-Poo causes the unfortunate victim to have certain...difficulties with his or her metabolism. I am sure that a more explicit explanation is not necessary for the time being.
"Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worrying about U-NO-POO -- the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"
U-No-Poo by Remus Lupin July 8, 2006

All fart, no poo 

Another way of saying ‘all talk, no action
Darragh called Kevin out for being able to slug 5 pints in 10 minutes, he wouldn’t prove it so Ciaran said he is ‘all fart, no poo’
All fart, no poo by Dazzakidx January 22, 2019

no poop poop 

when you poop and then you wipe and there nothing on the toilet paper
i went to the restroom earlier and dropped the fattest dump but it was still a no poop poop
no poop poop by i h8 ur mom August 25, 2021

No Poop July

You can't shit during July mate, you gotta hold it until August
Oi cunt, why did ya shit during No Poop July
No Poop July by NotAComedian July 8, 2020

No Poop July

July, the month where you arent allowed to poop.
"damn I failed no poop July"
"failure"

No Poop July

You heard it right here fellas, no shitting for the rest of July or else
No poop july is exactly what it sounds like
No Poop July by nlolhere July 8, 2020