Shy boys get no pie 

Similar to shy kids get no sweets, but shy boys with no confidence do not get any pussy (pie).

"See that boy finlay. he gets no pussy"

"Well, you know what they say. Shy boys get no pie"

Shy boys get no pie by ShyBoy123 August 29, 2022

No but Pie 

What you say to pie when she's being annoying.
Usually followed by "Then me cry"

No But Pie! Then me cry!

No but Pie by Bearthebest April 4, 2021

No Bullshit Mercy Pie 

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.

Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"

No Bullshit Mercy Pie by cx99 October 22, 2011

No kitty, this is my pot pie 

*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

No kitty, this is my pot pie by Brawldud December 25, 2011

no-good piece of crap 

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.

"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"

no-good piece of crap by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT by Abraham's Adversary May 29, 2017

Two Piece No Biscuit

A slight combo of hands, usually thrown one after the other. Most intoxicated people usually ask for the two piece no biscuit with extra gravy.

When Ian becomes a bouncer at the newest club in Seattle, he can't wait to give the drunk fuck heads the two piece no biscuit.

Two Piece No Biscuit by TheCodeNameKidNextDoor December 19, 2018