Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer 

Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!

Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!

Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer by masterhobbit October 25, 2012

i have no gf goodnight 

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

i have no gf goodnight by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017

I have no friends 

Something true.

I have no friends.

I have no friends by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021

I have no recollection 

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

I have no recollection by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

I have no pants on 

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.

It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.

I have no pants on by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

i have no idea 

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.

What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.

i have no idea by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014

You have no idea 

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.

Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)

You have no idea by Urban LXX November 1, 2015