I have no friends 

Something true.

I have no friends.

I have no friends by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021

I have no friends 

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.

(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

I have no friends by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017

Nigel No Friends 

A person that is without friends.

See Australianism or Aussieism

That guy is such a Nigel No Friends.

Nigel No Friends by Woohzal March 11, 2008

you have no friends 

The gayest insult that you can say to a person.

Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.

Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.

Bobby- HAHa you loner.

Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.

Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.

Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.

Bobby- That's what friends are for.

her- true dat

you have no friends by Me me self and I April 17, 2010

fatty fatty no friends 

An awkward obese adolescent.They are quiet,smelly,weird,and have no friends(other than their mom).When they go swimming,they wear an oversized t-shirt,rather than taking their shirts(moo moos) off.Are often found near/inside of food machines,refrigerators,or fast-food joints.Interests often include:

-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon

*taunting*....fatty fatty no friends! fatty fatty no friends!

Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.

fatty fatty no friends by Michael Nguyen July 18, 2006

no friends 

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

no friends by Explanations November 14, 2011

No-Friends McGee 

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

No-Friends McGee by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003