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No Oxford-English-Dictionary October 

During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.
Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!

That makes no proper english 

When something someone says make absolutely no sense, that it sounds like gibberish.
Person 1: are you in the morning
Person 2: that makes no proper english

English No.1 

Way of telling someone they messed up what they said.

Invented by Nerdecrafter
"Which what would you make?" "English No.1"
English No.1 by Mia Evans January 17, 2022

English National No School Day 

December 14th every year. A day where students don't attend school to help raise money for Cancer Research UK (CRUK)
English National No School Day takes place On December 14th. On this day you *DO NOT* go to school.

No Speaka Da English 

What illegal immigrants say to Americans when we ask them to do anything
-“excuse me, can you please move your 3 shopping carts out of the way?”
Illegal- “me no speaka da English”

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck