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Jackin off = NO GAINS 

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
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FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS 

NOT INTERSTED IN " NEW YORK CITY" , you would never understand in " A MILLION YEARS , !!!!!....
POST THE NEW DEFINITIONS OR IRONIC RODGER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS

I'M DONE PALMETIER PECKHAM PUPPETIER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS as only " they have not invented a word how " much lower you " WAGERERS ON CATASTROPHIC EVENTS ARE as this particular one as worse than SALVADORE RAMOS would "WAGER $20 " after the fact , and take $18 = 666 leaving ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE .SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN.SH0VE DICE UP ASSH0LE.176 with just a FANCY DEVIL DELIGHT TWO DOLLARS as to go CRAZY ON YOU after just leaving myself with $2.00 BUTT FUCKHEADS there is no connection " after the fact MONEY GAME you played at " LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA" as PIECE 731.

No videos = stfu 

No videos = shut the fuck up. A phrase normally seen in the comments section of Youtube videos, particularly guitar or bass demonstrations. To reply to haters claiming they're better, but have no evidence to prove this on their Youtube channels.
Hater: i cud prbably play dat wid ma cok lozer u suk dik.

Guitarist: No videos = stfu.

No videos = stfu by ChucklesMginty January 13, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026