A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
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A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.
"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"
by lilcoffeefiend February 4, 2016
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The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.
That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.
by 011000110 July 18, 2022
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Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.
by Markusbcool September 25, 2020
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When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life
by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017
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When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 23, 2017
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