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1. no monkeys in the microwave
Unsurprising. An American idiom composed in response the the annoying Briticism "No bulls in the pantry".
Prima: That dude just checked out that chick's rack.
Segunda: No monkeys in the microwave there.

I'd be much more surprised (and afraid) of a monkey in the microwave than a bull in the pantry.
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