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Unsurprising. An American idiom composed in response the the annoying Briticism "No bulls in the pantry".
Prima: That dude just checked out that chick's rack.
Segunda: No monkeys in the microwave there.

I'd be much more surprised (and afraid) of a monkey in the microwave than a bull in the pantry.
by this name is very VERY unique January 07, 2010
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