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a niznaz is a deep-fried, distilled piece of toast. Originating in southern mongolia, and founded by the Mongol warlord Temujin in 1258 AD. Often thrown at the enemies of the Golden Horde to cause utter confusion and discombobulation.
Temujin: Pass the niznaz my boy.
Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd: Do you intend on eating it sir?
Temujin: No. I'm going to throw it at my aging grandmother to get her inheritance money in order to advance my campaign in Russia.
Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd: Ah, jolly good sir.
by The Nug14 September 02, 2009

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