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NinjaGrill 

Dashing in and utilizing the still-flaming community grill after the neighbor in the next door apartment has been cooking on it, as to avoid the purchase of charcoal and lighter fluid.

Most easily achieved in an apartment complex full of Mexicans who are naturally inclined to cook carne asada at least every 6 hours.
I just ninjagrilled the shit out of the mexican next door. This steak is delicious, and I'm a bag of charcoal richer!
NinjaGrill by ReanimationXP September 30, 2010
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ninjabilities 

Skills commonly associated with those trained in the art of ninjutsu.

Examples: spying, infiltration and assassination

Ninjabilities are commonly found in, but not limited to, Asian people and mutant turtles.
When facing off against villainous ninjutsu master Oroku Saki, better known as Shredder, our turtle friends utilized their superior ninjabilities to swiftly vanquish the evil leader of the Foot Clan.

Ninjagian 

A Ninjagian is a person who’s obsessed with the Lego Ninja from Ninjago. Ninjagians can be both fangirls and fanboys of the show.

The show is about five guys in colourful ninja suits, who have to save all of Ninjago from evil. The ninja have somewhat control over one element each, except the green one who can use all the elements. There were originally four ninja; Cole (the Black ninja of Earth), Jay (the Blue Ninja of Lightning), Zane (the White Ninja of Ice) and Kai (the Red Ninja of Fire). Keep in mind that we’re not talking about their skin colour, okay? All of them are yellow. The Green ninja is also known as Lloyd, and is the youngest or maybe not… It’s complicated. They have to fight living skeletons, snake-like people, evil nindroids and the Overlord. Overlord is some douchebag, who needs Lloyd’s golden powers to do something evil whatsoever. The show is complicated, so just watch it!

Anyway, the Ninjagians are crazy, yet creative people who obsess over Lego Ninja. They make lots of rad fanart, gifs and fanfics. However, many fanfics are written by Wannabe-Ninjagians who write about their amazing OCs instead of focusing on the canon stuff..

All in all, the Ninjagians is a powerful people who’s willing to destroy anyone (any show) that is going to replace their dearest show. This is not someone you wanna mess around with, because of their elemental powers of creativity and witty puns are too much for ordinary people. Ninjagians are Ninja, just way more dangerous..
Ninjagian: OH LOOK! It's blue! It reminds me of Jay!
Non-Ninjagian: Jay?
Ninjagian: YEAH! He's the ninja of lightning, and Nya's boyfriend. He's also an inventor, who also does some model building, dabbles in poetry, cooks and lots of other things. He also talks a lot, and grew up in a Junkyard. And (Talks a lot more about Jay and the show, due to Jay's influence on people. He makes them talk waaaaay too much, and crack lots of puns and jokes..)
Ninjagian by MontyMon April 23, 2014

Ninjability 

Having the ability to go unseen while being mischevious, funny, or stupid.
GIRL: Who the hell took my beer? I only set it down for a second!
GUY: Don't underestimate my NINJABILITY bitch! CRIIIP SHIIIT!
Ninjability by Ninja Ren October 7, 2011

ninjapirate

a damn good maddox.xmission.comknockoff. run by a tenn named thilo, it is definately not at the level of seriousness that maddox's site is run with. with maddox, it is more......you try and describe it, for words fail me, proffessional. thilo's page on the other hand hides nothing. it is purely funny and randomized shit. great site. www.ninjapirate.com.


whether you like it or not, you make the call.
thilo is a ninjapirate
ninjapirate by Johnny Richter February 20, 2005

Ninja Girl 

The Hottest kind of Girl ever. To fit this definition, a chick must:
-be hotter than a herpes pee-burn
-be wildly sexually aggressive
-be proficient with the Shadow Arts and all kinds of weapons
-be able to walk through walls
-have an ass like 'that'
-play video games
The Ninja Girl is an ellusive breed, and usually ends up being lesbians much to the chargrin of malekind.
Person 1: "Man, I was talking to this chick Rachel and she was SO hot..."
Person 2: "No shit? Tell me bout this chick!"
Person 1: "Dude, she was the hottest chick ever... she plays counter-strike, can strip down AK-47s in 17 seconds, has an ass like BLAM-O and has a clit ring!"
Person 2: "Oh damn! I know who you're talking about! That's Ninja Girl Rachel! Bitch is on FIYAHHH! But..."
Person 1 & 2: "SHE'S A LESBIAN :( "
Ninja Girl by therealtruthson November 30, 2010

Ninja Girl 

-The Ninja girl AKA Kunoichi were women/girls that were trained in Ninjutsu(Art of stealth).
-Normally desguised as geisha's or villagers.
-Kunoichis usually desguis there weapons as Fans, Flute(blow gun), hair tie(poison needles),etc.
-Since their body stucture is diffrent from guy ninjas there training was diffrent meaning they had there own advantages.
Example:
-A kunoichi would hide there face and pretend to cry to draw the atention of the target. The target ussually comes closer to ask whats wrong then suddenly she takes out the hidden weapon and kills the target.

-A kunoichi will suddenly take her clothes of to make the target distracted,suprised ,horny then kill the target with a hidden weapon quikly.

-Ninja girls were effective in assasination because no one expects girls to be able to fight.

-Good at gathering info like battle plans when desguised as geisha
Ninja Girl by Shinobinojutsu November 13, 2011