A fellow italian nigga
He a
real nigga, he invites you to his luxury apartment and makes you the largest amount of pasta you’ve ever
seen.
It tastes
amazing, and somehow he magically has enough ingredients.
Props to my italians niggas out there
Niggarino: “Hello my-a nigga! Do you wants-a pasta?”
Me: “Hell yeah nigga! Full send!”
Niggarino: “Coming right up! No, you can’t-a have any you-a fat
fucking urban dicker. Go-a outside urban dicker”
UrbanDicker: “Awww, I’m gonna go post my stupid
fucking conservative beliefs to UrbanDictionary all while sitting in a dark room with no one to
love.”