Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.
The perfect boy who you should never abandon and who will never abandon you, he's the nicest person you will ever meet and attractive as heck. If you find a Niels, don't ever let him feel sad or hurt him. He can make you happy just by flashing his perfect smile, and it's impossible to stay mad at him. His expressions and the way he talks, what he talks about, they will never bore you or anyone. He's an adorable soft boy and he should be treated with all the love and respect in the world, whether he's a friend or boyfriend. He loves hard so don't be afraid to do the same no matter what way you do.
Girl on a call: Becky, I'm going to a boy's house, I can't wait
Her mom: WHAT, WHICH BOY?!? YOU CAN'T GO TO A BOY'S HOUSE!!
Girl: Don't worry it's Niels
The mom: Oh in that case have fun
Niesha is the most amazing person you will ever meet, she's loving and caring but can be a bit annoying. Niesha will always be there for you in your ruffs moments and is amazing in every way. She never scared to be honest, she's out going and will speak her mind, nothing judgty.
Niederkartoffel is derived from Kartoffel. He is an amazingguy and a very true friend. Full of energy even when he feels sick. He loves partying, hiking, jogging, cooking, Harry Porter, Indian food and more. Basically everything a girl/guy would look for in their partner.
Girl 1: I am dating Niederkartoffel!
Girl 2: Omg! I am so jealous! I wish I had him.
a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those longawkward pauses in a conversation.
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.
That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him