| 1. | Nicolas [Nic] | ||
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A awesome friend who, everyone loves him and want to be his friend.Not to be mistaken as a popular butt,he causes the girl he met in first grade to fall for him.He is super smart and has the best sense of humor ever.He was born in Sacramento,California but he moved a lot, Then settled down in the Bigger State Everyone says he looks like his mom, but is always getting teased by theGril about getting his fathers premature gray hair. He is super skinny and can fit in his sisters jeans.Has great hair and is the oldest of two kids.You can not see him wothout smiling.
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| 2. | Flimamatronics | ||
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Filmamatronics is the action of taking a Nicolas Cage film and attempting to make it watchable. Flimamatronics: After several million attempts to apply filmamatronics to the latest Nicolas Cage film the producers gave up and released yet another unwatchable Cage movie.
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| 3. | Nicolas Cage | ||
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A rather mediocre acotr at best, who has never had success when he was the sole leading actor (e.g. see "The Wicker Man" and "Bangkok Dangerous," both of which grossed less revenue than the movie cost. Also, failed to pay over $6.2 million in federal income tax for the year 2007. Someone who thinks he Nicolas Cage is a good actor: Bad Actor? No way, he was in "The Rock" and "Face/Off!"
Someone who knows he isn't: Oh yeah, the first starring Sean Connery and the second with John Travolta. Two good actors if you ask me. |
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| 4. | Nic Petrini Woolley | ||
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Excellent composer, produce, audio engineer, musician and more. Runs Studio 606 Nic Petrini Woolley runs recording sessions for artists and then produces it.
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| 5. | Murfdirt | ||
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A murfdirt occurs when Nicolas Cage cuts off your penis, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. This usually happens while Nic Cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes. There really are no other examples of Murfdirt. See Definition.
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| 6. | nic | ||
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a nigger. he is very black and has a dack that can go around the world twelve times. people that he hangs out with all have small dicks. he fucks girls daily. he masterbates when possible. oh he has a huge dick. it must be nic
he is fucking a girl and he is black he must be ni |
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| 7. | Cage Envy | ||
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The cause for the international hatred of the United States. The global community all wants the same thing : Nicolas Cage.
America has him but every one wants him. Hence, Cage Envy. When Hitler heard Nic Cage was to be born in America, he started a war with the west, He was consumed with Cage Envy
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