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A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because his “ordinary” physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.

The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guy’s insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a “nice guy.”

The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will downplay the supposed friendship to the point where they never speak again, which in turn will make the nice guy depressed (ironically, he won’t have anyone to talk to) because he’s devoted so much time and energy and has become so warped from being exposed to these kinds of people that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.

The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that people primarily care about physical appearances and that shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty.”
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."

"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex...I might also play some ps2."
by desperryado October 03, 2005
something that doesnt exist
nice guy? never gonna happen
by someoneyoureallydontknow September 26, 2010
There for girls who prefer to get slapped around by jocks and jerks and mistreated than to be treated right by a nice guy.

Note: the nice guy usually doesn't have the "hot" looks and body the girls are looking for. And the extreme charism and charm.
Hey, (insert a jocky boyfriend's name), come and screw me over instead; I don't wanna hang out with a Nice Guy who will treat me right forever!

Hey so you cheated on me, Brian? Cool I'll give you another chance. Better than the nice guy who never cheats right?

"Why can't he respect me for who I am once in a while!" yelled the cheerleader. Mr. Nice Guy, standing beside her, decided to comfort her and said, "It's okay. There are a lot more guys out there who are better than him. You deserve better. " "Screw that, I'll give him another chance. After all, he DID do some nice things to me. Someone who respects everyone for who they are, like you NG, is not someone who I deserve to spend my entire life with."

(Sarcasm intended)
by Melvin72091720 September 22, 2009
heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.
Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!?
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!
by Antiochus October 24, 2007
A man who you can absoulutely fall in love with. Someone who will appreciate you intirely and love you more than you will ever know.
A man who, despite any of his downfalls, he is so genuine that any intellegent person would never let him go. ( like I wont!)
The nice guys, may not be the strongest, or most good looking, but his character says volumes about him.
You can appreciate him entirely, because he will do no less.
Some may say that, " Nice guys finnish last."
It's there only down fall.
A nice guy is so rare a find that not everyone can appreciate him.
The perfect pair for a nice guy is a beautiful lady.
A Gentalman who acts as if you are the love of his life from the first time he meets you. He feels a need to make you smile or hold you when you are sad. He wants to be your everything, and if you let him, the nice guy can be just that.
by GreekBaby March 10, 2009
General: Of or pertaining to any guy who is always pleasant and has more girl friends than girlfriends

Specific: THE Niceguy is the archetypal niceguy.
I just met the Niceguy online. He really is a niceguy, he gave me advice on the best place to take that girl I met on a first date.
by Niceguy December 04, 2005
Somebody with an IQ of 350. He is very smart, but girls reject him because they only date dumb jocks. He is interested in philosophy, psychology, and theoretical math, along with mechanical dynamics. He is usually the overweight, slightly uncoordinated, 15 year old at UC Berkeley who is so perfect, kind, meaning well, and has never made a mistake, ever.
With his 5.0 GPA and dual major in theoretical electrophysics and eastern philosophy at the tender age of seven, Paul is a nice guy and is doomed to be a virgin till death.
by yuvalhaim December 06, 2013
Guys who treat women nicely but never get girl friends because all girls like jerk guys. Contrary to other beliefs this is a not a negative thing because the nice guy will use this to his advantage as he will have more money for himself because some girl is not taking it all and when the nice guy is living "nicely" with a big house and nice car, women are going to wish that hadn't treated the nice guy mean. So all in all, being a nice guy isn't a bad because you will have what matters in the end, MONEY!
Johnny- Hey look at jacob, he is a nice guy to all the girls but he will never lose his virginity because girls wont date him.

Robby- I like his style, he's going to have lots of money later in life cause he didnt waste it on bitches
by Dyliano44 July 10, 2011

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