ghetto town in western ny where all the white people think theyre black. the weather goes from 85 degrees and sunny to -10 and snowing in like 1 hour. no one moves to newfane on purpose. they're either born here, or could no longer afford holy angels. newfane has 7 places to go: coffee emporium, kenyons, petersons, bills diner, the chinese "five minute" place, shurfine, and dollar general.