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Perma-newb syndrome 

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.
"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"
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Newb Yorker 

Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.
Newb Yorker by adampash February 21, 2013
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An inexperienced player of a game, and part of a never-ending cycle. Will eventually develop better skills.
the defective ones called noobs get knocked out of the cycle and disposed of, like at a factory quality check.
1. Newb joins game and is confused
2. Newb asks experienced player for help
3. Newb takes advice and in turn, rises up in the ranks, develops better skills becomes an experienced player.
4. Experienced player goes on to help the next set of newbs.
(5.) Noob insults the newbs and the players that help them.
newb by Opinionated Truth Teller November 11, 2013

Newbsicle 

Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they're godly) Newb, or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.
1.)My man Newbsicle plays this game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*
Newbsicle by 11001111010101010101 January 11, 2009
Usually between the ages of 13-16, sometimes older, worship fallout boy/panic at the disco, have a particular affinity with black and pink stripes, especially black and pink gloves. Dress like emo/scene kids, but don't really understand what either is, they just do it to make friends. End up trying to out do each other with how misunderstood they are, the more misunderstood, the better. "Unique" is also a newbreed buzzword, they try to achieve this by dying their hair a "wacky" colour, like green or pink all over, or designing custom t shirts on the internet with a "witty slogan" on it.

Cant breathe a sentence without saying the word "random" at least once. Their main goal in life, other then being misunderstood, is being "wacky" and "random". They try to achieve this by coupling two words together that usually don't fit, for example "flying squirrel!", they drop this sort of "humour" into most conversations. They find it hilarious.

Mostly found outside rock clubs, applying each others makeup in an attempt to fool the bouncers into thinking they are older.

if not doing this, they are usually on the internet, watching falloutboy videos.
examples of newbreeds can be found at falloutboy/panic at the disco concerts.

or standing together in a big group outside your local town hall, often swapping makeup tips.
Newbreed by FLyrics September 19, 2007
A person new to a game, concept, or forum. Not to be confused with n00b, a stupid person. Newbies are just new.
Dude, that guy just joined the forum yesterday and is a total newbie to HTML. You should tell him how to get an avatar since he doesn't know.
newbie by Overly smart person July 16, 2008
The official licking out and or cleansing of the butthole with ones tongue.
Ryan Nelson gave me a big wet sloppy newbis last friday.
Newbis by Newbisluvr4life:)<3 November 14, 2011