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New York Groove 

To have it all. To be completely on the level. 100%. Top of your game. Nothing will bring you down because you're super cool, confident, and ready to eat the world with a big fucking spoon.

Inspired by the song by Hello.
Me: "Hey Brandon, are you back?"

Brandon: "Yeah, I'm back, BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE!"

*Wins a million dollars and saves the world*
New York Groove by Lord Xanadu March 10, 2012

new york giants 

The Winners of Super Bowl XLII, the forty second Super Bowl.

They went against the odds, and beat the most hated team in the NFL, The Patriots.

NEW YORK GIANTS WON SUPER BOWL XLII, OH MY!!!!!!!!
Tom Brady is just like Britney Spears. They should both be thrown out of America.

NEW YORK GIANTS beat the Patriots...
new york giants by metallkidd93 January 28, 2008

New York Giants 

an NFL team that is called "new york giants" buy actaully play in New Jersey. They made the biggest upset in NFL history by beating the New England Patriots who were 18-0 going into Super Bowl XLII, but now are 18-1. The Giants also had the best play in Super Bowl history, when quater back Eli Manning got out of a sack, and threw to David Tyree, who caught the ball on his helment. the gaints take more cirticism from the media then any other NFL team. But overall the New York Giants, are an amazing team, and always wil be.!
Dude, the New York Giants made the greastest upset in NFL history!
New York Giants by jess pitts February 7, 2008

New York Giants 

Founded in 1925, the Giants quickly established themselves as a dominant franchise with championships in 1927, 1934, and 1938, with tile game losses in 1933, 1935, 1939, 1941, 1944, and 1946. They continued to be an excellent franchise in the 1950s and 1960s under the direction of quarterback Y.A. Tittle with a 1956 title and losses in the 1958, 1959, and 1961-63 championship games. The Giants of this era established a reputation for being unable to win in the clutch. After have no playoff berths throughout the 1970s, the team returned to glory during the 1980s. Although they only had 5 playoff berths during the decade, they assembled a franchise of great players such as quarterback Phil Simms and lineback Lawrence Taylor, that was able to take a championship in Super Bowl XXI in 1986. The team also started the 1990s with a bang, winning another title in 1990. In that year's Super Bowl XXV, New York defeated cross-state rival Buffalo after the Bills missed what would have been a game-winning field goal. Since that last title, playoff berths have been sparse, with just 4 from 1991-2004, including a blowout loss in the Super Bowl in 2000. However, the team took a step in the right direction with a playoff berth in 2005, and the Giants appear to have a bright future."
"Norwood's kick is up, its got the distance, but it's no good! Wide right! And the New York Giants are going to hang on and win the Super Bowl."
New York Giants by Sports Info July 10, 2006

New York Gay 

A popular gay. Usually seen in, or from, upstate New York. These gays fit in well with straight high school/college jocks. They’re often seen on Snapchat cuddling or in close proximity to conventionally straight men.
John: Hey man. Who was that guy in your bed last night??

Nick: oh, that’s just Andrew. He’s from New York.

John: ohhh I didn’t know you were gay.

Nick: ME? GAY? Nahhh... Andrew is a New York Gay. Ya know?
John: OHHH that makes more sense.
New York Gay by Johnny cobb February 18, 2019

new york giraffe 

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.
"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"
new york giraffe by doochpedro January 3, 2009