The most dominant team in the Eastern Conference of the NHL since 1995. They own the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. Winners of three Stanley Cups from 1995-2003. They used the neutral zone trap and the skill of their goaltender Martin Brodeur at playing the puck outside the crease to dominate their division and conference for more than a decade. Gary Bettman, a man seemingly intent on destroying hockey, invented the new "Brokeback NHL" in response to the Devils frustrating defensive system that stressed low scoring, defense and winning games and cups instead of the Mark Messier inspired "overpaid whining pussy, no-contact-or-I'll-cry, take-it-in-the-butt" style and attitude that seemed to summarize their cross-river rivals, the NY Rangers and their legion of snivelling, whining, douchebag fans. The Rangers fans are quick to point out the Devils' relative lack of fans, but as an original 6 team in North America's largest city, that just seems like more petty bullshit from a group of people who, despite the fact that they are New York and the salary cap just came into being, have enjoyed exactly 1 Stanley Cup championship since the start of World War II. 3 Cups since 1995 for a team that moved to the suburbs in 1982, or 1 since before Pearl Harbor for New York City, you do the math . . .
Who owns the New York Rangers and Philadelphia Flyers? The New Jersey Devils.

Who effectively ended the NHL career of Eric Lindros? Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils on his way to yet another Stanley Cup (fortunately the Rangers then acquired Mr. too-many-headaches Pussy).

The New Jersey Devils were unbeaten against the New York Rangers for 20 games.

Who swept the NY Rangers in the 2006 playoffs? The New Jersey Devils.

Maybe Mike Richter and Brian Leetch would like to look at the 3 Stanley Cup rings owned by Martin Brodeur and Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.

The idea of having to play the New Jersey Devils used to drive Theo Fleury to drink.
by Ken Daneyko March 07, 2007
Worst team in the National Hockey League. The New Jersey Devils ruined pro hockey in the mid 90's when they started playing their pussy ass trap and made games as fun to watch as John Denver's Kwanzaa Spectacular. The league had to compensate for the Devils and their goalie Martin Brodeur being so shitty to watch by changing the rules in 2005-2006. Over the years this franchise has been home to some of the most overrated and dirty players in the league such as Scott Stevens and Ken Daneyko. The Devils like to call the trash heap known as the Continental Airlines Arena home. Fans of this franchise are mostly derelicts and bandwaggon riders who know nothing about hockey.
The New Jersey Devils suck total ass.

It is a good idea to hide your wife's sister when New Jersey Devils Goalie Martin Brodeur is around.

Boy watching the devils play the trap makes Tony Danzas show look interesting.
by Maniac35 August 06, 2006
A team in the National Hockey Leauge. Composed of the bitchiest fans in the entire world, the Devils cannot even compete with the New York Rangers anymore. Star players (Martin Brodeur) cheat on their wife, and sell outs are few and far apart. Headed by Larry Robinson, who is openly gay with baseball star David Ortiz of the Boston Red-Sox.
They gave away free tickets and still only 7 people showed up? Who are they, the New Jersey Devils?
by Rob Curcio November 03, 2005
Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.
The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.
by Dewey July 10, 2004
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