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New England brown lobster 

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018
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New England 

The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day
"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"
New England by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015

New England Candy cane 

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood
yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane

New England Alumni 

New England Alumni is a clothing company that was established in 2014. They have a preppy targeted audience and the company is run by high-school freshman.
Guy one: Did you here about New England Alumni
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster

New England Conservatory

A music school in Boston with a slight inferiority complex (think Juilliard, Curtis). The string players, pianists, and clarinetists are the freakin' best in the country. It's acronym is NEC, obviously. It's in a wicked old building on Huntington Ave in Boston and has Jordan Hall inside, which is repeatedly called one of the best concert halls in the US.
New England Conservatory is the shit. Go to hell, Juilliard.

New England Riot 

A Normal Riot
–noun
1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.

A New England Riot
-noun
1. a noisy public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
DIFFERENCE: New England Riot they don't do anything violent, they shout, they scream, they protest, but no kicking or anything like that...
"Hey, did you hear about the Riot at Jen's School?"
"Ha! More like a New England Riot"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one got hurt, it was totally lame,"
"It was still a protest,"
"That's why it was a New England RIOT"
New England Riot by Hakuzo-ryou January 31, 2008

New England weather 

When in east coast USA in New england (north east) the weather changes alot, people there call it new englnad weather and a common saying is: If you don't like the weather, wait a minute.
first guy: man it was raining one minute, then it started to snow, and then it hailed, all in a half hour!

second guy: its just New England weather.
New England weather by double M August 21, 2008