never cat 

A guy, who has some unbelievable tricks. It comes from Never Cat tale, it's about a cat who can bark also.

- That guy is fluent in 8 languages!
- Wow, never cat.

never cat by Johnny McBravo December 2, 2013

never catch me reading 

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

never catch me reading by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010

Caterpillar that never hatches 

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.

I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

Caterpillar that never hatches by Sec8 July 16, 2022